Newcastle players yet to score since Keegan took charge - The Spoof (satire)
Newcastle players yet to score since Keegan took charge

The Spoof (satire)
The Spoof (satire), UK - 9 minutes ago
Striker Michael Owen admits "since Kevin got here me and the missus haven't even had a kiss and a cuddle, let alone a fully blown shag" squeaked the pint …
